I’ll Make You 21 Ads and 3 Landing Pages
Within 24 Hours of Working With You.

The Problem With Your Current Agency

They delivered 3 creatives last month. I’ll deliver 21 in the next 24 hours.

I don’t want to tell you about something I did years ago — like every other agency that gets lucky once and repeats that same case study forever.

We found one brand spending £30K a month at a £52 CPA. Their top hook was "premium quality, proven results." I've seen that hook on about 400 products. It stops no one.

And I’m going to deliver more to you in the next 24 hours of working together than your current agency managed all of last month.

What You Get

21 ads and 3 landing pages. In 24 hours. Not because we’re fast — because we know what scales.

Two reasons we do it this fast. One: I genuinely know they will scale your business. Two: I want to show you the level we work at.

A founder talking directly to camera — unscripted, imperfect, specific — stops the scroll because it doesn't feel like an ad. It feels like someone you might actually trust is speaking to you.

I’ve scaled over 10 brands to 8 figures in the last year alone. £10M+ in profitable ad spend last month. Ask your current agency to show you their last 30 days. Not last year. Last month.

What Happens On the Call

We talk. I’ll tell you exactly what 21 ads in 24 hours looks like for your brand.

Either me or my business partner takes the call. Not a salesperson. Not an account manager you've never met.

• We look at your top spending creatives — what's working, what's burning budget
• We identify the hooks you're using and why they're probably too generic
• We show you where the 3 landing pages plug the leak between ad and purchase
• You walk away with a clear picture of what to test first — even if we never work together
• If your creative is already working and you don't need us, I'll say so

If you've got a media buyer on the call — honestly, maybe leave them out. They spend the whole time worried about their job. I'm not here to take it.

Is This for You?

Bootstrap DTC founders who are tired of their agency underdelivering.

• You're spending £10K–£500K/month on Meta and CPA is plateaued or climbing
• Your creative is polished but not scaling — everything looks right but nothing's breaking through
• You've never tested a single founder-on-camera concept, or you tried once and it didn't land
• You want an AI system so your team can produce new hooks without starting from blank

• You haven't started paid ads yet
• You're looking for a long-term retainer before seeing any results
• You think production quality is the reason your ads aren't working

How We Work

We take a percentage of your spend. Nothing to lose and all to gain.

I hate the word agency. Most agencies outsource your brief to a freelancer in another timezone, send a pre-packaged report at the end of the month, and hand your problems to a junior who can't fix anything.

That's not what this is. If you work with us, you work with us. I'll be there for the whole process.

Clients stay month to month because the results are there — not because they're locked in and too uncomfortable to leave. If the numbers aren't right, you should leave. We'll tell you that ourselves.